la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

(via ktheegreat)


frick-n-furter:

WE DID THE MASH

*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*

WE DID THE MONSTER MASH

*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*

THE MONSTER MASH

*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

(via spookystevebucky)


valiantparadox:

bro-boner:

It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.

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It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.

And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.

Ireland.

not to mention it’s ‘unofficial name’

the erection at the intersection

(via dactyly)



helainetieu:

I love every single photo I have ever seen of this girl.

(Source: hypeness.com.br, via dactyly)


embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

(Source: heterophobianca, via 1mikey7)


jesuswasmexican:

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

bitch thats the dude from pirates of the caribbean

jesuswasmexican:

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

bitch thats the dude from pirates of the caribbean

(via 1mikey7)


(Source: 18month-s, via octopusforever)


loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

(via 1mikey7)


alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

(Source: alphabitches, via 1mikey7)